Heaven's Plant Medicine
THE HAPPY HUMS BUNDLE
The whole children's comfort line, all together.
The Story
The Happy Hums are the little comforts: the five children's rollers, each one blended kid-gentle at children's strength, ages 3 and up, no exceptions. We make them the way the old recipe books made things for small people: whisper-soft dilutions, honest botanicals, nothing that doesn't need to be there. The bundle is how we sell them: you don't have to guess which one your small human needs, because most evenings, the answer changes anyway. The whole family of comforts is here together, and each one is an option within the bundle.
The Ritual
Keep them on the shelf the small people can see but not reach. The ritual is the same every time: a grown-up chooses, rolls or smooths, and the moment is quiet. Big feelings get Fuss Buster, the wiggly evening gets Toot Router, the long day gets Snooze & Soothe, the drooly days get Little Chompers, the season-y nose gets Sniffle Fixer. Same time, same shelf, same small ceremony.
The Options in the Bundle
FUSS BUSTER — children's comfort roller, 10 mL
Sweet orange, geranium, and Roman chamomile in a gentle base, for the big feelings and the hard afternoons. Sweet citrus to lift the room, rosy geranium to warm it, and the children's herb of European tradition to settle it. Roll onto wrists or the back of the neck and breathe it in. Ages 3+.
LITTLE CHOMPERS — children's comfort roller, 10 mL
A whisper-soft aromatic roller for the drooly, gummed-up, everything-in-the-mouth days, for the outside of the jawline and cheeks. Blended at 0.5%, among the most diluted recipes we make. Roll along the outside of the jawline and breathe in the soft aroma. Ages 3+.
SNIFFLE FIXER — children's aromatic roller, 10 mL
Spearmint, myrtle, steam-distilled lemon, and Scots pine, like a walk through the woods with your coat zipped up. One of the most diluted blends we make (0.25%), built for young noses. Roll onto the chest or wrists and breathe in the forest. Ages 3+.
SNOOZE & SOOTHE — children's calming roller, 10 mL
Vanilla, sandalwood, and sweet orange, warm and round and quiet, for the wind-down. The vanilla is real: whole pods steeped in the coconut oil base before batching, the old way. Roll onto wrists or the chest as part of the wind-down routine. Ages 3+.
TOOT ROUTER — children's tummy roller, 10 mL
Spearmint, ginger, and distilled lemon, made for slow clockwise circles on a small stomach during the wiggly, gassy evenings. Blended at 0.5% and fennel-free by design. Roll onto the belly and massage in slow, gentle clockwise circles. Ages 3+.
The Details
The bundle: five 10 mL amber rollers (Fuss Buster, Little Chompers, Sniffle Fixer, Snooze & Soothe, Toot Router). Made in small batches; Batch and Best By written by hand on each label.
Good to Know
Rollers: external use only, not for broken skin, adult supervision, not for children under 3.
These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
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